When I was a youngster, during the Jurassic period, my Dad took my
brother and me to a specific barber. He only charged something like
$1.50 for a haircut. Dad always looked for a deal. On another
occasion, we arrived to find the barbershop burned down! It was a
non-union shop and could charge less. In the end, that apparently
made some union people upset. Now his shop was gone.
What was my dad
going to do now? He decided HE was going to give us haircuts! He set
us down and set out to create a masterpiece. He never won awards for
his hair carvings. We hated it.
For the next week or
so he would find feathered out hairs on our heads that needed trimming. Out
came the comb and scissors. I tried to move in with the neighbors to
get away but it was no use. I was stuck with week-long haircuts.
After my freshman
year at college, I met a girl (later to be my wife), who then took on
the challenge of cutting my hair. She said she would only do it if I
wore an Afro (okay, it was the '70s). She actually did a good job
by using a ruler to section off my hair. It was a thing of beauty.
I gave up the Afro sometime in the ’80s.
From then on it was
off to the barber I went...until COVID. Now I do YouTube haircuts.
Anything is possible with YouTube...except a good self-haircut. I
just about gave up. I was thinking my barbering days are over and
would have to go to a real barber, but the other day my wife was
looking at me and said, “You did a good job on the back of your
head.” It was a moment of inspiration. I finally found how to do
a decent job. I guess I won’t be hanging up my clippers any day
soon.
Wally Johnston©
2022
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